C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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