At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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