if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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