Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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