everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.