Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer