Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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