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(415): View more from California

I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny

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(310): View more from California

Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.

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(602): View more from Arizona

just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.

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(213): View more from California

holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow

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(513): View more from Ohio

While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.

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(801): View more from Utah

At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost

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(585): View more from New York

i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.

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