Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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