i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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