we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
there is another microwave in the elevator.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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