Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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