i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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