They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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