How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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