he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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