Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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