so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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