spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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