I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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