Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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