they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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