if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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