If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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