at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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