when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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