There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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