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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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