Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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