We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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