Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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