Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
birth control should be required to get into college
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
