Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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