I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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