I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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