Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
