More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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