why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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