Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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