How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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