So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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