so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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