Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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