got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Randomize