I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
