and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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