Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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