can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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