do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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