used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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