I'm sorry my penis didn't work
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
as a side note pls kill me
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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