i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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