So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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