Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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