It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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