It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
