Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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