All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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