found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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