We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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